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We Not I
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Cinderella
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>> Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now >>departed Prince, she happily sat in her rocking chair watching the >>world go >>by with her cat Alan. One afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared her >>Fairy >>Godmother. >> >>Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all >>these years?" >> >>The Fairy Godmother replied, "Well Cinderella, since you have lived a >>good wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to grant you >>three wishes. >>Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?" >> >>Cinderella was overjoyed. "I wish I was extremely wealthy", she said. >>>>Instantly, her rocking chair turned into solid gold. Alan, her cat, >>jumped >>off her lap and ran to the edge of the porch quivering with fear. >> >>"Oh thank you Fairy Godmother," said Cinderella. >> >>"Is there anything else you might wish for", asked the Fairy >>Godmother. >> >>Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I was >>young and full of the beauty I once had." At once, her wish was >>granted. Cinderella >>felt that feeling inside her >> >>that she had not felt for years. >> >>The Fairy Godmother said, "You have one wish remaining, what shall you >>have?" >> >>Cinderella looked at her frightened cat in the corner and said, "I >>wish for you to turn Alan, my old cat, into a handsome young man." >> >>Magic! ally, Alan suddenly underwent a change and then before them >&g t;stood a >>young man with the looks and body that no other man could match. The >>Fairy Godmother again spoke "Congratulations Cinderella. Enjoy your >>new life," and >>with that she was gone. >> >>For a few eerie moments, Cinderella and Alan looked into each other's >>eyes. Cinderella sat breathless, gazing at the most stunning, perfect >>man she had >>ever seen. Then Alan walked over to Cinderella and held her close >>in his >>muscular arms. He leant in close to her ear and whispered in a warm >>breath, >>"bet you regret having my balls chopped off now, don't you?" >> >> >> > > Express yourself instantly with MSN Messenger! MSN Messenger Download today it's FREE! |
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DA 1
Join Date: Jul 2004
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i'm watchin' u
Join Date: Dec 2003
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oh sh!t
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Nitenurse on call!
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Truly Blessed
Join Date: May 2003
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Nice......very nice
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ThE pOsT JaCkInG aSsAsSiN
Join Date: Dec 2002
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LOL
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