IslandMix

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
>> > A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
>>The
>>sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
>> > He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
>>She
>>directs him down the correct aisle.
>> > A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and
>>a
>>ball of string on the counter.
>> >
>> > She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some
>>tampons
>>for your wife?
>> >
>> > He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my
>>wife to
>>the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with
>>a tin
>>of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo
>>much
>>cheaper.
>> > So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so
>>does she.
>> > ( I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
>> >

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all yuh funny, de man right yes give she a taste of she own medicine

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i got 1 bout tampons 2! -u noe a girl iz havin a BAD
day when she has a tampon behind her ear, an can't find her pencil