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Old 03-13-2004, 09:42 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Chinese Sick Leave - I Not Come Work Today!!

CHINESE SICK LEAVE - I NOT COME WORK TODAY!!

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not
come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and
my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you
today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again:

"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
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