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Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I

really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt.

I no come work.'

The boss says, 'I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to

my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better

and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.

'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon...

you got nice house.'