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Old 03-14-2003, 12:56 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date
>>or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have
>>something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical
>>expertise of a sex therapist.
>>
>>Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex
>>therapist, Dr. Chang, so she went to see him.
>>
>>Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off
>>all your crose." The woman did as she was told.
>>
>>"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room."
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>>Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
>>
>>Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
>>So shen did..
>>
>>Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad.
>>You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not
>>haf sex or dates."
>>
>>Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang what is
>>Ed Zachary Disease?"
>>
>>Dr. Chang sighed deeply, and replied: "Ed Zachary Disease is when
>>your face look ed zachary like your ass."
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Old 03-18-2003, 04:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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that was horrible. how the man go tel she dat.
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Old 03-19-2003, 12:10 PM   #3 (permalink)
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hahaha... lol... burp... hahah
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