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A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where
they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing.
When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife
asked,
"Ewww - what's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird. Why are your feet so gross?"

"I had tolio as a child," he answered.

"You mean polio?" she asked. "No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes."

The bride was satisfied with this explanation, and they
continued undressing. When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again wrinkled up her nose.

"What's wrong with your knees?" she asked."They're all lumpy and deformed!"

"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.
"You mean measles?" she asked.

"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."
The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the
undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear. "Don't tell me," she said. "Let me guess... Smallcox?"

__________________
Some men move mountains
Some women move men who move mountains
Most women with mountains move some men
But I...I am a woman who is moved by men who can get through the valley

Queen GodIs

hehe smallcox lol

LMAO

"smallcox" good one

__________________
"If u put a small price on ur value.. rest assure that the world wont raise ur price! Love U 2day!" ~ Rev. Run

"If you keep believing in yourself and seek enthusiasm inside your soul, things will get simpler, more spontaneous." ~Paulo Coelho

"Knowledge is like the wind, once you obtain it, you can go anywhere." ~Yellow Hare(Native-American Chief)

Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit
the floor each morning the devil says:
"Oh Crap, She's up!"