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Several cannibals were recently hired by a big corporation. "You are all

part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing.

You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for

something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees". The

cannibals promised. Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all

working very hard and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our

secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the boss had left, the

leader of the cannibals said to the others,"Which one of you idiots ate

the secretary?" A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the

cannibals continued, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating

Managers and no one noticed anything, then you had to go and eat the

secretary!"

[updated:LAST EDITED ON Oct-30-02 AT 10:02 AM (EST)]:)

:) That is funny!