IslandMix

> A Canadian Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and
> told the Guyanese driver that because he was wearing
> his seatbelt he had just won $5,000 in the state
> safety competition.
> "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the
> policeman. "Well, I goin get a driver's license," he
> answered.
> "Oh, don't listen to him," yelled the Trini woman in
> the passenger's seat..."He's a smart ass when he
> drunk."
> This woke up the Bajan guy in the back seat, who took
> one look at the cop and moaned,"I knew we was not
> gonna get far in dis thiefin car."
> At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a
> Jamaican voice said, in patois, "Yow!,I man mek it
> Crass di barder yet?"
> They all were very nervous.
> The patrolman said, "I always loved the island music
> but never understood the words of you people. Here's
> your voucher sir , have a nice day".