IslandMix

>A MOTHER'S LOVE & BWIA

> > >

> > >

> > >A Mother had 3 virgin daughters.

> > >

> > >They were all getting married within a

> > >short time period.

> > >Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex

> > >life would get started, she made them all promise

>to

> > >send a postcard

> > >from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital

> > >sex felt.

> > >

> > >The first daughter sent a card from Hawaii two days

>

> > >after the wedding.

> > >The card said nothing but "Nescafe".

> > >Mom was puzzled at first,

> > >but then went to the kitchen and got out the

>Nescafe jar.

> > >It said: "Good till the last drop."

> > >Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

> > >

> > >The second daughter sent the card from Vermont a

> > >week after the wedding, and the card read:

> > >"Benson & Hedges".

> > >Mom now knew to go straight to her

> > >husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson

>&

> > >Hedges package "Extra Long. King Size".

> > >She was again slightly

> > >embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

> > >

> > >The third daughter left for her honeymoon in the

>Caribbean.

> > >Mom waited for a week.

> > >Nothing. Another week went by and still nothing.

> > >Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.

> > >Written on it with

> > >shaky handwriting were

> > >the words "BWIA".

> > >Mom took out her latest Guardian magazine, flipped

>through

> > >the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the

> > >ad for BWIA.

> > >The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week,

>

> > >both ways."

> > >

> > >Mom fainted .....

Oh Shyt.....LMAO
I need some BWIA in my life, FOR REAL. I would not mind.:devil1