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> Jonsey buy a donkey from Ramsingh, a old farmer
> >> > pardner, for $300. Ramsingh agree to deliver the
> >> > donkey the next day.
> >> >
> >> > Next day, Ramsingh drive up and said, "Sorry Jonsey,
> >> > but I have some bad news. The donkey dead."
> >> >
> >> > "Well gie me back meh money," said Jonsey.
> >> > "Worse news boy, I went and spen it already."
> >> >
> >> > "OK, then. Just unload the donkey."
> >> >
> >> > "Wha yuh go do wid him?" asked Ramsingh.
> >> > "You doh worry, I go raffle him."
> >> >
> >> > "You cyar raffle a dead donkey. Yuh mad or what!"
> >> > "Who say so....you makin joke. Watch me. I ent tellin
> >> > nobody he dead," said Jonsey.
> >> >
> >> > A month later Ramsingh bounce up Jonsey in the market.
> >> > "Jonsey, wha happen with yuh dead donkey boy?"
> >> >
> >> > Jonsey replied, "Ah raffle him off nuh. Ah sell 500
> >> > hundred tickets at 5 dollars and ah rake in $2,500.00"
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > "Nobody eh make noise?"
> >> >
> >> > "Only de fella who win. So ah gie him back he five
> >> > dollars!"