IslandMix

> > > > > > >A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the
>man
> > >looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean
> > >really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the
> > >grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his
> > >wife's bottom.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the
> > > > > >barbecue!!!"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >The woman chose to ignore her husband.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little
> > > >frisky.
> > > > > >He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him
> > >off.
> > > > > > >"What's wrong?" he asks.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this
>big-ass
> > >grill for one little weenie?"

ohh lawwrdd...little weenie

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Some women move men who move mountains
Most women with mountains move some men
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Queen GodIs

she right he deserved that one.

That's a good one. He look for it.

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it's been a long time comin'.... but I know....a CHANGE is gonna come

Him must deh feel bad no hecks. I bet eh stop them comments. Bwoi I wonder if eh little weiner got smaller afta that. LOL

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ayayayayay! dat e get through e big mouth... dat good fa him e deserve it!