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10-12-2005, 11:34 AM
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Butt Measurements
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?
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10-12-2005, 11:47 AM
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10-12-2005, 11:57 AM
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10-12-2005, 03:23 PM
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10-12-2005, 06:11 PM
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10-19-2005, 11:14 AM
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good one
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that is just wrong.....but 2 funny |
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