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Old 10-30-2003, 11:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking The Butcher

man goes to the butcher shop to buy a chicken for the Sunday meal. The butcher has only one scrawny chicken left. He puts it on the scale.
Butcher: "Three pounds."
Man: "That's too scrawny, don't you have something bigger?"
He pretends to rummage around and then puts the same chicken back on the scale, while pressing with his thumb.
Butcher: "Three and a half pounds."
Man: "That looks better, I'll take them both."


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