IslandMix

She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walks in.She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me -- this very moment."His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day."Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives it his all on the kitchen table.Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove.More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all about?"She explains, "The egg timer's broken."

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I party like a rockstar
look like a movie star
play like an all star
f*ck like a porn star
baby I'm a super star

oh shit,

...as he walks back out the kitchen thinkin "well dam, i shoulda give me outside woman more money to pick up a new one, ahhh welll "