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Krassing De Barder
A California Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the Guyanese driver that, because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won US$5,000 in the State safety competition.

"So, what are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.

"Well, I gwan get a driver licence," he answered with pride and jubilation.

"Oh, don't listen to he, na." yelled the Trinidadian woman in the passenger's seat. "He always a smart ass when he drunk."

This commotion woke up the Barbadian guy in the back seat. He took one look at the cop and moaned, "Oh shit-rass, I knew we ain' gon' get far
in no teifin car."

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a Jamaican voice yelled out, "Hey! I man mek it krass de barda yet?!"