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There was once a Trini and a Guyanese who lived next door to each other. The Trini owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.

One day the Trini looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Guyanese's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Guyanese pick up the egg.

The Trini ran up to the Guyanese and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Guyanese disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.
They argued for a while until finally the Trini said, "Back home, we normally solve disputes by the following actions:
I kick you in your kook-a-looks and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the kook-a-looks and time how long it takes for me to get up, whomever gets up quicker wins the egg."
The Guyanese agreed to this and so the Trini went inside and found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Guyanese and kicked him as hard as he could in the balls.

POW!

The Guyanese fell to the floor clutching his groin howling in agony for 30 minutes.
Eventually the Guyanese stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you,"
The Trini said, "Nah, keep the egg."

Is jokin, we jokin, right?

Guyanese all de way!!!!!!!

Three Guyanese and three Trinis are travelling by train to a Cricket match at the World Cup, while in South Africa. At the station, the 3 Trinis buy a ticket each and watch as the three Guyanese buy just one ticket for them all.
"How allyuh goin on only one ticket?" asks one of the Trinis.
"Watch an' see nah," answers one of the Guyanese.

They all board the train. The Trinis take their respective seats but all three Guyanese cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train departs, the conductor comes
round collecting tickets.He knocks on the toilet door and says," Ticket please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The Trinis see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the game, they decide to copy the Guyanese style on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station, they buy one ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Guyanese don't buy ticket at all !!!

"Whey boy! Whah happen tuh all allyuh? How allyuh travelling without a ticket?" says one perplexed Trini.
" We know how fuh wuk de ting, y'all doan bodder wid we" answers a Guyanese.
When they board the train the three Trinis cram into one toilet and soon after the three Guyanese cram into another nearby toilet.
The train departs.

Shortly afterwards, one of the Guyanese leaves the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the Trinis are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single
arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
The Guyanese calmly collects the ticket and goes back into his toilet.

Guyanese all de way