IslandMix - Soca, Reggae, Zouk and Caribbean Entertainment

>At long last, ....
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> >Finally, a Blonde Guy Joke...

> >A blonde guy gets home early from work and
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> >hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He
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> >rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,
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> >sweating and panting.

> >"What's up?" he says.

> >"I'm having a heart attack," cries the
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> >woman.

> >He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but
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> >just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up
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> >and says "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your
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> >closet and he's got no clothes on!"

> >The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into
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> >the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open
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> >the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother,
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> >totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
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> >"You rotten SOB ," says the husband, "my wife's having
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> >a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring
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> >the kids!"