IslandMix

There's a blonde in a bar, huge tits, an ass to die for...all round
f@ckin' babe. A group of guys across the bar see this fine lookin' lady
and decide they are going to see if the "head hauncho" of the group can
pick this chick up! So all the guys put $20 in the pot and send off this
sorry bastard toward the blonde. He standing there, she smiles...he
whispers a few sweet nothings in her ear, she laughs...he takes her by the
hand, and she leaves with him. The guys can't believe it!
So the guy and the blonde end up goin' back to his place. The guy has the largest
f@ckin' "chubb" on in the world...and before a fat b!tch could finish
eating a ding-dong...they're f@cking like pigs!
After about 2 minutes of barn yard banging, the guy jizzes all over the
b!tch an decides he's had enough and tells the blonde to roll over.
After about 3 minutes of layin' around the blonde turns towards the guy
and asks, "Do you have AIDS?" He says, "F@ck no!"
And she replies, "PPPHHeeeEEEWWW!!! THANK GOD! I WOULDN'T
WANTA CATCH THAT AGAIN..."

Oh sh!t