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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties.

The first man had married a white woman, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house.

He said that it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and all the dishes were all washed and put away.


The second man had married a mexican woman. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.

He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.


The third man married a black girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laudry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.

He said that the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of the left eye.

try wid de next ones

Lord aint dat a truth if Me eva hear it!!! LOL :p

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See that why when black men become rich sports players they dont marry the sisters :p

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"They made us many promises , but they only kept one. They promised to take our land and they took it." - -Chief Red Cloud

LMAO, Yu ah wahn real classsssic if me ever know one :p

that is funny

good fi he..."kicks