BLACK MOM vs. WHITE MOM
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10-27-2006, 11:22 PM
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BLACK MOM vs. WHITE MOM
Black Mom vs White Mom
A black girl and a white girl were friends. The black girl slept over the white girl's house. It was 3 a.m., and they were still up. The white girl's mother came downstairs and said, "Honey, don't you think it's time for you to go to bed?" The white girl responded, "Shut up. I don't want to go to sleep!" Her mother said, "Okay, honey. You can go to bed later ." The black girl was very intrigued by what happened and decided to use that when she got home. The next night the black girl's mother said to the black girl, "Go to bed! It's late!" The black girl shouted, "Shut up. I don't want to go to sleep!" The black girl's mother took one look at her... The black girl started to blink, looked around, and asked, "Where am I?"......... A lady came over to the bed and answered, "You're in the Intensive Care Unit, love." |
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10-27-2006, 11:32 PM
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forever hungry!
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yup that sounds just about right
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10-27-2006, 11:46 PM
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lol... aye man... this supposed to be in the jokes section.
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10-27-2006, 11:48 PM
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 Oops. I do not THINK that I have ever VISITED that FORUM. |
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10-27-2006, 11:48 PM
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FAST FORWARD 14 YEARS!!
Shiniqua the Bback girl has 7 kids by 5 different negros, living on welfare with a red and purple weave. Amy the white girl working as corporate broker on wall street. While my people are making bank off ah both ah dem. Shiniqua coming to my chiney people tuh buy she weave and we teefing all ah Amy patents and making knock offs. |
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10-27-2006, 11:50 PM
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Wait you going Independence dance or wah? Yuh shouldn't be dusting off yuh bow-tie and polishing dem shoes! |
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10-27-2006, 11:52 PM
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Why she gotta have a red n purple weave? It coulda been blue! |
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10-27-2006, 11:53 PM
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10-27-2006, 11:54 PM
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10-28-2006, 12:14 AM
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What are you guys doing in FOG LAND? |
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10-28-2006, 12:19 AM
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But I went to a cocktail reception at the High Commission this evening to celebrate. I guess thats it for me. lol Last edited by The JaM™; 10-28-2006 at 12:22 AM.. |
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10-28-2006, 12:53 AM
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I SEE I am SURE that you will be there in SPIRIT. |
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10-28-2006, 12:58 AM
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ah like chupidness
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well yes |
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10-28-2006, 06:05 AM
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Still makes me laugh though..coz it aint no lie...black mums will give ya a smackdown even at the age of 23 if you speak to them like that. |
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