IslandMix

> A little white boy was watching his mother in the kitchen making a
> chocolate
> cake from scratch.
>
> While the mother had her head turned, the little white boy went to the
> table
> dipped both hands in the chocolate frosting and covered his face with it.
>
> The mother turned around to see what the boy was doing and said "Boy, what
> the hell are you doing?
>
> The son gleefully replied "Look Mama! I'm black!!!"
>
> The mother became enraged and slapped the crap out of her son.
>
> She then said "Boy, go show your father what you've done!
>
> The boy then walked into the den where his father was reading and said
> "Look
> Daddy! I'm black!!"
>
> The father put his magazine down with a very puzzled look on his face
> (seeing
> the chocolate on the boy's face.)
>
> The father said "Come here, boy!" The boy came to him and the father
> smacked
> his son across his head.
>
> The father angrily said "Now go show your grandpa what you've done!!!"
>
> The boy then slowly walked to his grandpa who was on the porch and said,
> "Um... Grandpa. Look what I did. I'm black now"
>
> The grandfather said gruffly, "COME HERE BOY!" The grandfather took the boy
>
> over his knee and proceeded to spank him.
>
> "That'll teach you! Now go back in the kitchen with your mama!!!
>
> The boy walks back in the kitchen and the mother said "I hope you've
> learned
> your lesson, young man!"
>
> The boy says with a scowl on his face "Hell yeah! I've been black for 5
> minutes and I hate you white motha################a's
> already!