IslandMix

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>A little white boy was watching his mother in the kitchen making a
>chocolate
>cake from scratch.
>
>While the mother had her head turned, the little white boy went to the
>table
>dipped both hands in the chocolate frosting and covered his face with it.
>
>The mother turned around to see what the boy was doing and said "Boy, what
>the hell are you doing?
>
>The son gleefully replied "Look Mama! I'm black!!!"
>
>The mother became enraged and slapped the crap out of her son.
>
>She then said "Boy, go show your father what you've done!
>
>The boy then walked into the den where his father was reading and said
>"Look
>Daddy! I'm black!!"
>
>The father put his magazine down with a very puzzled look on his face
>(seeing
>the chocolate on the boy's face.)
>
>The father said "Come here, boy!" The boy came to him and the father
>smacked
>his son across his head.
>
>The father angrily said "Now go show your grandpa what you've done!!!"
>
>The boy then slowly walked to his grandpa who was on the porch and said,
>"Um... Grandpa. Look what I did. I'm black now"
>
>The grandfather said gruffly, "COME HERE BOY!" The grandfather took the boy
>
>over his knee and proceeded to spank him.
>
>"That'll teach you! Now go back in the kitchen with your mama!!!
>
>The boy walks back in the kitchen and the mother said "I hope you've
>learned
>your lesson, young man!"
>
>The boy says with a scowl on his face "Hell yeah! I've been black for 5
>minutes and I hate you white motha################a's
>already!
>

oh goshhh!

rraaaasssss lol

oh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

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