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Best Patients
Five Caribbean Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first a Cuban surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second a Jamaican responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded." The third a Barbadian surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth a Guyanese surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over But the fifth a Trinidadian surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You' re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the butt are interchangeable.
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