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    Draggy's my red hoe Trini-tee's Avatar Trini-tee is offline
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    Best "Out-of-Office" Automated E-Mail Replies

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    >1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I
    >fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
    >
    >2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of
    >the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received
    >anything at all.
    >
    >3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless e-mails you
    >send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient
    >and your e-mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
    >
    >4. Thank you for your e-mail. Your credit card has been charged
    >$5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in
    >your message.
    >
    >5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and
    >is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and
    >try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you
    >can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
    >
    >6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing
    >system.. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive
    >a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
    >
    >7. I've run away to join a different circus.
    >
    >AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE:
    >
    >8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical
    >reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Margaret' instead of
    >'Steve.'

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    DA 1 jamdowngal21's Avatar jamdowngal21 is offline
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    you gotta have nerves to use those.

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    # 8 did it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trini-tee
    >>AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE:
    >
    >8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical
    >reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Margaret' instead of
    >'Steve.'

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    nice

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    Lawd, da last one is too funny.

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