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Old 07-21-2003, 01:23 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Bee .........

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of
>the sudden a bumble-bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady
>parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming,
>"Oh my god,
>help me, there's a bee in my vagina!" The husband immediately took her
>to the local doctor and explained the situation.
>
>The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky situation. But I
>have a solution to the problem if you would permit me, sir." The
>husband, being very concerned, agreed that the doctor could use whatever
>method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina.
>
>The doctor said, "Okay, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the
>top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the
>bee I'll withdraw my penis and the bee should follow my penis out of your
>wife's vagina." The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young
>lady said, "Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it!"
>
>So the doctor covered the tip of his penis with honey and inserted it
>into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor
>said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should
>go a bit deeper." So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while
>the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed.
>
>The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and
>groan aloud. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was
>enjoying himself. He then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and
>started making loud noises. At this point the husband suddenly became
>very annoyed and shouted, "Now wait a minute! What the hell do you think
>you're doing?"
>
>The doctor, still concentrating, replied, "Change of plan. I'm gonna
>drown the bastard!"
>
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Old 07-21-2003, 04:05 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 07-21-2003, 06:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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