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We Not I
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Brooklyn US
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The Bee .........
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of
>the sudden a bumble-bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady >parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, >"Oh my god, >help me, there's a bee in my vagina!" The husband immediately took her >to the local doctor and explained the situation. > >The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky situation. But I >have a solution to the problem if you would permit me, sir." The >husband, being very concerned, agreed that the doctor could use whatever >method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. > >The doctor said, "Okay, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the >top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the >bee I'll withdraw my penis and the bee should follow my penis out of your >wife's vagina." The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young >lady said, "Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it!" > >So the doctor covered the tip of his penis with honey and inserted it >into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor >said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should >go a bit deeper." So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while >the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. > >The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and >groan aloud. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was >enjoying himself. He then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and >started making loud noises. At this point the husband suddenly became >very annoyed and shouted, "Now wait a minute! What the hell do you think >you're doing?" > >The doctor, still concentrating, replied, "Change of plan. I'm gonna >drown the bastard!" > |
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