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A Bajan Donkey!
This farmer lost all he crops after a huge storm.
He had nothing left but he donkey.
He donkey wasn't just any other donkey though.
So he carry it to the market to make some money.
He put up a sign saying,
"Betting $10.00 that this donkey could answer any
question yuh ask."
One man come up
"No way that ass could tell me how much numbers in
phone number?"
The farmer say, "Tell him ass?"
The donkey stomp on the ground seven times.
The man paid and walked away shocked.
Ah next man come up and say
"Tell me how much players make up ah football side?"
The donkey stomp the ground eleven times.
The man pay up and the whole market gather round now
in shock.
Same time ah Bajan woman was passing and was sure that
this was a trick.
She walk up to the farmer and say
"You is ah fraud ah bet $100.00 he can't tell me muh
age."
The donkey step back, leh go a loud fart and stomp
he foot two times.
The bajan woman faint.
After some smelling salts and water, she was up and
everybody wanted to know what happen.
She look at the crowd, point at de donkey and
say.............
"He know ah was "farty-two".