IslandMix

Two guys are in a bar. One of them is dressed very nice and is quite handsome. The other guy is wearing shorts and a stained t-shirt and looked like a real slob.

The handsome guy strikes up a conversation with the slob. "Hey man, It's my wife’s birthday today, and I gotta tell you, I can't wait to see her reaction when I give her the birthdays gifts". "Wow, what a coincidence! It's my wife's birthday too", said the slob. "What are the chances!", said the handsome guy.

So the slob says, "Anyways, what did you get your wife?" The handsome guy replies, "I got my wife a brand new 2004 Mercedes and a diamond ring". The slob laughs and jokingly yells out "How much money do you have man!". The handsome guy chuckles and says, "It's just my way of showing her how much I love her and money isn't an object". The slob snickers meanly and says, "Man your whipped! Why’d you get her two gifts?". "Because if she hates the ring she can return it in her new Benz" said the handsome guy.

"Ok mister big shot what did you get your wife?", said the handsome guy. "Well if you must know I’m not rich like you, but I got her what she deserved", said the slob. "What's that?", replied the handsome guy. "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo". Stunned, the handsome guy curiously asks "why did you buy her a pair of slippers and a didlo?". The slob with a serious face says, "So, If she hates the slippers I bought her, she can go f**k herself."