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The Art of Lovemaking

The Italian says, "When I've a finisheda makina da love with my girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floatsa 6 inches above a da bed in ecstasy."
The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."
The Bajan says, "Dat aint nuttin man. When I done fooping my woman, I does get out of bed, walks over to the window and wipe my doggie in de curtains. She does hit de the f*****g roof man!!!"

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