Login (password reminder?):
islandmix.com register | Connect

IslandMix

Reply
Thread Tools Rate Thread Display Modes  
Old 11-08-2006, 01:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
da ladi dey call JazEPooh
 
mz_JazE's Avatar
mz_JazE is offline
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: New Amerykah
Posts: 5,814
Credits: 145
another blonde joke

One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Ohio were listening to the radio during breakfast.

They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

So the good wife went out and moved her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..."

Then the electric power went out.

The good wife was very upset, and with a worri ed look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to Blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
__________________
www.marykay.com/jharris-trotter
http://astore.amazon.com/randoandivad-20
  Reply With Quote  
Old 11-15-2006, 03:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
Paradise!
 
Professor Abughani's Avatar
Professor Abughani is offline
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Between the Trees
Posts: 14,210
Credits: 2,037
Originally Posted by mz_JazE View Post
One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Ohio were listening to the radio during breakfast.

They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

So the good wife went out and moved her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..."

Then the electric power went out.

The good wife was very upset, and with a worri ed look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to Blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
lol.lol
  Reply With Quote  
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread: