IslandMix

Ah man bed sleeping with he wife when he hear somebody knocking on de door. He roll over and check de clock-half past three in de morning.
He thinking "I eh getting out ah meh bed now", and roll back over. Den, de person start tuh knock louder.
"Yuh nuh answering dat?" wifey say. So he crawl out of bed, and run downstairs. When open de door he see ah man standing at the door drunk like ah fish.
"Eayee" de stranger say, "Yuh could give meh ah push?" "Nah gone from here, is half past three in the morning" says de man and he slams the door.
He run back up in he bed and tell he wife what happen and she say "Dexter, dat wasn't nice. Remember dat night we break down in de rain on the way to pick de children up from de baby-sitter and you had tuh knock on de people house to help we get we car tuh start? What yuh think woulda happen if dey did tell we "NAH"?
"But de man drunk. "He say "It doh matter. Wifey says. "He need we help and is de right thing to do.
So de husband jump out ah bed again, get dressed, and run downstairs. He open de door, and eh see de stranger,....so he shout out:
"Aye man, yuh still want ah push?? "and he hear a voice bawl out "Yeah please."
So, he still cyar see de stranger he shout out: "Whey yuh dey boy???"
And de stranger reply: "Over here, in de back yard.....ah ON YUH SWING."