IslandMix

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> There was this couple sitting on the porch in Westmoreland,Jamaica > watching the sun go down. All of a sudden this shooting light > went across the sun set.
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> Wife: "A wha dat?"
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> Husband: "A mus' one space ship."
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> Wife: "Spaceship???? You damn Eeediat!!"
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> A little while later the couple went back into the house. Suddenly > there was a knock on the door and the husband opened it.There was an > alien couple on the doorstep.
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> Alien Male: "Good evening, we come in peace. May we rest in your > dwelling while our space ship is fixed?" The husband eyes almost popped > out of his head because thefemale alien had a WICKED body.
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> Husband: "Come een, come een. Of course you can come an' res' youself." > So the husband and wife fed and watered their guests and showed them to > their room for the night.
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> Male Alien: "Where we come from it is our tradition to swop partners > when we have guests." Well, the husband was up to it because the female > alien was seriously turning him on with her looks.
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> Husband: "Well, dats alright with me.
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> Wife: "Oh, I don't know, because I don't really believe in dat kind of > t'ing."
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> Husband: "Come on honey, is only a lickle bit of fun, an nobody nuh > gwine know."
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> Wife: "Well, OK then."
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> The male alien takes the wife into his room, and, knowing that she > wasn't 100% comfortable with the idea, he was very gentle and gave her > plenty foreplay. When they got into the swing of things the male alien > asked, "would you like a bit more length?"
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> Wife: "Likkle more length,? hee! hee!, a wha yuh mean? How you gwine do > dat?"
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> So the alien twists his right ear, and presto!, his willy gets longer. > Well the wife was having a whale of a time when the Alien asked, > "would you like a bit more width?"
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> Wife: "Width! Well, OK then."
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> So the alien twists his left ear, and presto!, his willy gets fatter.
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> The following morning the wife wakes up with the biggest smile you can > imagine on her face and walks into the living room to find her husband > looking vex sitting on the sofa.
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> Wife: "Hello darling, did you have a good night last night?"
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> Husband: "Stuups...No, all night long di damn woman just deh deh a twis > up, twis up mi rass ears dem.