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Mango joke
Three men were sentenced to die... a Chinese, a Jamaican, and Trinidadian.

On the day they were sentenced to hang, the priest asked each man "what's your last wish?"
The Chinese man said "Give me a moo goo gai pan."
After he ate the meal, they hung him.

The Jamaican was next.
He said "give me some ackee, saltfish and jerk chicken."
After he ate his meal, they hung him too.

The Trinidadian then gave his last wish.
He said: "Well, its a very long time that I haven't sucked a mango."

The priest replied: "Sorry, its not mango season."

The Trini replied: Well, I will wait."
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How to call the police in Trinidad (and get them to actually come)

Andre Lashley of Diego Martin, Trinidad was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. Andre opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked, "is someone in your house?" and he told them no.

Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. Andre said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Lashleys residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to Andre: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

Andre said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
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Slap!

A Trini guy, a Guyanese man, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and .. it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The old woman, beautiful girl and the Trini guy are sitting there looking perplexed. The Guyanese is bent over holding his face which is red from an apparent slap.

The old woman is thinking : That Guyanese guy must have tried to kiss that girl and got slapped.

The Guyanese is thinking : "Damn it,that Trini guy must have tried to kiss the beautiful girl, she thought it was me and slapped me instead."

The beautiful girl is thinking : "That Guyanese must have moved to kiss me,but kissed the old lady instead and got slapped."

The Trini is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Guyanese again.

LOL
the last one was the best.

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"It's very important that you enjoy your hobbies. Your hobbies are your outlet for your soul. It is only until you enjoy your time on earth, that you are pleasing God."
-Mikey

yes the last one was the best.