IslandMix

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
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>1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the f**k is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

>2. People who are willing to get off their a$$ to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

>3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

>4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
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>Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their a&$!

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>5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the f#*king floor.
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>6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

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>7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
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> If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

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>8. When people say "life is short". What the f*%k?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f%@king does!!
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>What can you do that's longer?

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>9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
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