IslandMix

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,

observing his wife turning back

and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off, he

asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
"
I'd like to be six again," she replied,

still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose

early, made her a nice big bowl of

Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six

Flags theme park. What a day ! He

put her on every ride in the park; the

Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the

Screaming Monster Roller Coaster...

everything there was. Five hours

Later they staggered out of the theme

park. Her head was reeling and her

stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's

where he ordered her a Happy Meal with

extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a

soda pop, and her favorite candy,

M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her

husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big

smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear,

what was it like being six again ??"

Her eyes slowly opened and her

expression suddenly changed.

"I meant my Dress Size, you dumb ass!!"

The moral of the story: Even when a

man is listening, he is going to get it wrong.

the moral is women shouldnt make throw away comments

... that was pretty decent