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A Woman was out golfing at Moka one day when she hit the ball into the

bush.

She went to look for it and found an agouti in a trap.

The agouti said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will
grant

you three wishes."

The woman freed the agouti, and the agouti said, "Thank you, but I
failed

to mention that there was a condition to your wishes: "whatever you
wish

for, your husband will get times ten more."



The woman said, "That's okay," and for her first wish, she wanted to
be

the most beautiful woman in the world. The agouti warned her, "You do
realize

that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in
the

world, a Chippendale-looking man who will make women pant."

The woman replied, "That's fine, because I will be the most beautiful

woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, BAPS! she's the most
beautiful

woman in the world.

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The

agouti said,"That will make your husband the richest man in the world
and

he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's
his is

mine." So, BAPS! she's the richest woman in the world.

The agouti then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
like

a mild heart attack."



Moral of the story: Women are very clever. Don't mess with them.



Attention female readers!: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop
here

and continue feeling good for the rest of the day.



Attention male readers only!: Please scroll down.





























The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.

The real moral of the story: Let Women

continue to think they can always outsmart Men, and just enjoy the
show!

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this, it only goes to
show

that you women never listen!

.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dat was whack
*waits for a decent comeback*

hahahhaha good one!!!!

look doh lemme have tuh