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triss · 08-25-2004, 01:12 AM

If this post seem yucky to you. you are welcome to vent your displeasure.

If I was given a choice by God to remove one function of the human body, it would be the need to $hit.

I utterly hate it, Can't someone invent a pill that just disentegrates all that from inside of you. Who likes wiping their stinky ass. I am sure the queen of England has someone to do that for her.

Try being constipated or you have $hittings.

Try walking in a toilet after some stinky a$$ in your office has used it, that stinking smell would just rip you lunch right out your stomach and that smells follow you all the way back to your office.

I just hateeeee this function.

For you men who love to give oral sex, I am sure its gotta be on you mind that you are so close to the place that dislodge this awful thing any different taste you know what it is.

Menstrating any day can stay but the need to go to the toilet to $hit. I would drop it in a heart beat

The reality is God would never give me that choice, so in the mean time can any one tell me where on the net I can find a toilet that washes or wipe my butt for me.

Now excuse me let me go

08-25-2004, 01:31 AM

Originally Posted by triss

If this post seem yucky to you. you are welcome to vent your displeasure.

If I was given a choice by God to remove one function of the human body, it would be the need to $hit.

I utterly hate it, Can't someone invent a pill that just disentegrates all that from inside of you. Who likes wiping their stinky ass. I am sure the queen of England has someone to do that for her.

Try being constipated or you have $hittings.

Try walking in a toilet after some stinky a$$ in your office has used it, that stinking smell would just rip you lunch right out your stomach and that smells follow you all the way back to your office.

I just hateeeee this function.

For you men who love to give oral sex, I am sure its gotta be on you mind that you are so close to the place that dislodge this awful thing any different taste you know what it is.

Menstrating any day can stay but the need to go to the toilet to $hit. I would drop it in a heart beat

The reality is God would never give me that choice, so in the mean time can any one tell me where on the net I can find a toilet that washes or wipe my butt for me.

Now excuse me let me go

right now i bussin with some laugh here

oh lawd well well well when i shitttting and my peeps start makin noise i gone say look like CK brought out a new colonge or i would say the new perfumes on sale

08-25-2004, 02:04 AM

Originally Posted by triss

If this post seem yucky to you. you are welcome to vent your displeasure.

If I was given a choice by God to remove one function of the human body, it would be the need to $hit.

I utterly hate it, Can't someone invent a pill that just disentegrates all that from inside of you. Who likes wiping their stinky ass. I am sure the queen of England has someone to do that for her.

Try being constipated or you have $hittings.

Try walking in a toilet after some stinky a$$ in your office has used it, that stinking smell would just rip you lunch right out your stomach and that smells follow you all the way back to your office.

I just hateeeee this function.

For you men who love to give oral sex, I am sure its gotta be on you mind that you are so close to the place that dislodge this awful thing any different taste you know what it is.

Menstrating any day can stay but the need to go to the toilet to $hit. I would drop it in a heart beat

The reality is God would never give me that choice, so in the mean time can any one tell me where on the net I can find a toilet that washes or wipe my butt for me.

Now excuse me let me go

XBaByRuPeEX · 08-26-2004, 11:50 PM

Originally Posted by triss

If this post seem yucky to you. you are welcome to vent your displeasure.

If I was given a choice by God to remove one function of the human body, it would be the need to $hit.

I utterly hate it, Can't someone invent a pill that just disentegrates all that from inside of you. Who likes wiping their stinky ass. I am sure the queen of England has someone to do that for her.

Try being constipated or you have $hittings.

Try walking in a toilet after some stinky a$$ in your office has used it, that stinking smell would just rip you lunch right out your stomach and that smells follow you all the way back to your office.

I just hateeeee this function.

For you men who love to give oral sex, I am sure its gotta be on you mind that you are so close to the place that dislodge this awful thing any different taste you know what it is.

Menstrating any day can stay but the need to go to the toilet to $hit. I would drop it in a heart beat

The reality is God would never give me that choice, so in the mean time can any one tell me where on the net I can find a toilet that washes or wipe my butt for me.

Now excuse me let me go

lox lox...who likes to shit...not me...but wut u wrote is madd funni!!

Miss T.C · 08-27-2004, 09:15 AM

Triss you are reallll funny yes! But to prefer menstruation over totoing! Nah!Yuh really doh like to defecate fuh true!

triss · 08-27-2004, 09:51 AM

Originally Posted by TehrryCherry

Triss you are reallll funny yes! But to prefer menstruation over totoing! Nah!Yuh really doh like to defecate fuh true!

LOL, you have no idea how I hate it

CuracaoQT · 09-01-2004, 12:09 AM

I'm with TehrryCherry- she must really not like to make poopse

I would prefer that over my period anyday. I hate getting my period. 2 damn stressful and even more disgusting- cuz its not like u walk around w/ ur s*** on u evryday whereas u walking around w/ that blood on u and even moreso worse on a hot day

Is there any other ladies dat feel de same way?

triss · 07-09-2005, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by CuracaoQT

I'm with TehrryCherry- she must really not like to make poopse

I would prefer that over my period anyday. I hate getting my period. 2 damn stressful and even more disgusting- cuz its not like u walk around w/ ur s*** on u evryday whereas u walking around w/ that blood on u and even moreso worse on a hot day

Is there any other ladies dat feel de same way?

LOL, this thread still here

thessalonians · 07-09-2005, 01:13 PM

Originally Posted by triss

If this post seem yucky to you. you are welcome to vent your displeasure.

If I was given a choice by God to remove one function of the human body, it would be the need to $hit.

I utterly hate it, Can't someone invent a pill that just disentegrates all that from inside of you. Who likes wiping their stinky ass. I am sure the queen of England has someone to do that for her.

Try being constipated or you have $hittings.

Try walking in a toilet after some stinky a$$ in your office has used it, that stinking smell would just rip you lunch right out your stomach and that smells follow you all the way back to your office.

I just hateeeee this function.

For you men who love to give oral sex, I am sure its gotta be on you mind that you are so close to the place that dislodge this awful thing any different taste you know what it is.

Menstrating any day can stay but the need to go to the toilet to $hit. I would drop it in a heart beat

The reality is God would never give me that choice, so in the mean time can any one tell me where on the net I can find a toilet that washes or wipe my butt for me.

Now excuse me let me go

i remember this thread.
nah i like the feeling when i go to the toilet wit ah bad belly wok..and i just on the toilet bowl and that sh!t jus come flowing out ...ahhhhhhhhh belly wok done!

i hate office tiolet when people sh!t and the sh!t grate up all on the side of the bowl- ah mean take the brush and clean it nah

sexi_callaloo · 07-09-2005, 10:38 PM

Originally Posted by CuracaoQT

I'm with TehrryCherry- she must really not like to make poopse

I would prefer that over my period anyday. I hate getting my period. 2 damn stressful and even more disgusting- cuz its not like u walk around w/ ur s*** on u evryday whereas u walking around w/ that blood on u and even moreso worse on a hot day

Is there any other ladies dat feel de same way?

dat is d worst. y we cyar jus $h!t at d end of the month instead it not only stressful but rel painful and nasty

if only fellas could be in our shoes fuh jus once...steuppps

sharkie · 07-10-2005, 12:02 AM

sound like you need some fiber in yuh system.

MsLady08 · 07-10-2005, 12:15 AM

wah happen ya leggo some in ya panty?

Rinababy · 07-10-2005, 01:29 AM

Originally Posted by thessalonians

i remember this thread.
nah i like the feeling when i go to the toilet wit ah bad belly wok..and i just on the toilet bowl and that sh!t jus come flowing out ...ahhhhhhhhh belly wok done!

i hate office tiolet when people sh!t and the sh!t grate up all on the side of the bowl- ah mean take the brush and clean it nah

DEAD...FACKING DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Oneshot · 07-10-2005, 01:35 AM

Originally Posted by sharkbait

sound like you need some fiber in yuh system.

prunes

spicechick · 07-10-2005, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by CuracaoQT

I'm with TehrryCherry- she must really not like to make poopse

I would prefer that over my period anyday. I hate getting my period. 2 damn stressful and even more disgusting- cuz its not like u walk around w/ ur s*** on u evryday whereas u walking around w/ that blood on u and even moreso worse on a hot day

Is there any other ladies dat feel de same way?

gyul i agree wid you, that period thing does just sick me, i rather go potty (in english accent) because gyul cud you imagine you have a college final and the pain hit you and your aunty have to be pullin your ass from unnder the bed to tell you look you have to show up for your finals. period pain is the worst...you shit and you cool........you period come an dyou down for at least three fekkin days.

wid dat oui papa yo i gone.

08-25-2004, 01:12 AM	#1 (permalink)
triss CARISPACE.COM Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: st Vincent Posts: 147 Credits: 22	I hate to $hit If this post seem yucky to you. you are welcome to vent your displeasure. If I was given a choice by God to remove one function of the human body, it would be the need to $hit. I utterly hate it, Can't someone invent a pill that just disentegrates all that from inside of you. Who likes wiping their stinky ass. I am sure the queen of England has someone to do that for her. Try being constipated or you have $hittings. Try walking in a toilet after some stinky a$$ in your office has used it, that stinking smell would just rip you lunch right out your stomach and that smells follow you all the way back to your office. I just hateeeee this function. For you men who love to give oral sex, I am sure its gotta be on you mind that you are so close to the place that dislodge this awful thing any different taste you know what it is. Menstrating any day can stay but the need to go to the toilet to $hit. I would drop it in a heart beat The reality is God would never give me that choice, so in the mean time can any one tell me where on the net I can find a toilet that washes or wipe my butt for me. Now excuse me let me go Last edited by triss; 04-09-2007 at 10:24 PM..

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sharkie de original sharkbait Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: on the pooper. Posts: 22,377 Credits: 2,791	sound like you need some fiber in yuh system. __________________ yeah, run some credits nuh.

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08-27-2004, 09:15 AM	#5 (permalink)
Miss T.C Steuuuupssss! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: In de sky Posts: 7,921 Credits: 8,722	Triss you are reallll funny yes! But to prefer menstruation over totoing! Nah!Yuh really doh like to defecate fuh true!

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CuracaoQT Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 28 Credits: 20	I'm with TehrryCherry- she must really not like to make poopse I would prefer that over my period anyday. I hate getting my period. 2 damn stressful and even more disgusting- cuz its not like u walk around w/ ur s*** on u evryday whereas u walking around w/ that blood on u and even moreso worse on a hot day Is there any other ladies dat feel de same way?

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MsLady08 Guyanese blood in me Join Date: May 2005 Location: Someplace..... Posts: 1,735 Credits: 23	wah happen ya leggo some in ya panty?