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PROFICIENT NAPPER!
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Cloud 9
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Don't you just loathe...
... when you choke on your own SALIVA?
Especially in the presence of other people! There you are coughing away... eyes filling up with water... veins in your neck *and possibly forehead* poppin like a Justin Timberlake dance move... and everybody is crowding around thinking that your airway is blocked by some ill-mannered piece of food; you're thinking 'Lord I ain't ready to go yet!' In the crowd you can hear the shouts: - Does anyone know the haemlich? - Give her a hard clap on the back! - Someone get a glass of water! *wtf?! I'm choking not dying of thirst!* And then slowly the choking subsides and you regain your composure... and they're all waiting with bated breath to hear what exactly was the matter, as you sheepishly confess that 'twas your own saliva that doth offend you! The crowd parts and disperses with a groan of disappointment... and some upstart bellows: "Is she own saliva she been ah choke pon? STUPEEESSSS! Ah tort she was deadin'!" Yeah I'm glad to be alive too, you morbid wretch.... ![]() |
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rhel sweet
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Birmingham
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Temporary Insanity
Join Date: May 2004
Location: you cud fine me by d truck
Posts: 8,913
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have you considered journalism or freelance writing? you have a knack for writing
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PROFICIENT NAPPER!
Join Date: Feb 2005
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But the idea of a small article in a newspaper/magazine does tickle my fancy! |
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Temporary Insanity
Join Date: May 2004
Location: you cud fine me by d truck
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PROFICIENT NAPPER!
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Cloud 9
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![]() Could be sumn to make summer go by that bit faster... ![]() |
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In de Jam ah comin
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: FLORIDA
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lol
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Trinidad
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![]() ![]() ![]() And yeah ...you do have a knack for writing! |
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: ova so
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**sniffs** that was great!you really should take up writing!! |
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~SweetLikeCandy~
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In front of you
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![]() Oh gosh woman you someting elsedat and some comedy on the side and you good to go. |
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vicious vixen
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