War of the Roses on KTU in the mornings. I tell you it's some real bachannal oui. This is a call-in segment of the KTU morning show. If a caller suspects the partner/spouse is cheating, he/she has the DJ call the suspected person as a business and the suspect usually gets busted. Today an Indian couple was involved. This is the funniest call yet. Now Imagine this convo with Indian accents.

DJ: Hello, my I speak to Ramesh please.

Ramesh: this is Ramesh

DJ: my name is John from Red Roses.com and you have been chosen to have roses delivered to anyone you want for free, you don't even have to pay for delivery.

Ramesh: I would like to send roses to Sarah.

DJ: OK, what's the message?

Ramesh: Dear Sarah, thank you for teaching me about love, and showing me how to do different positions, love Ramesh.

~ all this time the wife is listening on the phone~

Wife: Ramesh! What are you doing???? Why you cheat on me.

Ramesh: Vell you are not satisfying me and this voman knows how to satisfy me.

Wife: What kind of woman is she Ramesh?

Ramesh: she is a vite voman...

Wife: You cheat on me with an American woman??? I am your wife I am to satisfy you.

Ramesh: vhat about when you are on your periodicals, you do not want to do anyting when you on your periodicals. American voman does use her mouth when she is on her peridodicals. You do not vant to use your mouth to satisfy me.

Wife: Ramesh this marraige is over, I am taking the kids and going back to India.

It's a lot funnier if you hear it.

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