Some more:

- The biblical Noah is locked away in an ark with ONE window for at least half a year and (as per the bible), two of EVERY animal on earth.

- Moses (supposedly god's anointed and inspired mouthpiece) orders the Israelite soldiers to kill every single Midianite EXCEPT the virgin girls. He is actually pissed at the soldiers for sparing the life of the little children and orders them slaughtered. Also, it's curious to note that Moses' wife was from Midian and so was his father-in-law who actually played an integral role is establishing law and order amongst the Israelites.


- "Slaves obey your masters." WTF???

- In the book of Judges, we are told that god and the tribe of Judah could not defeat a local people in Canaan who used chariots in battle.

- Issac supposedly has a conference with the Phillistine king Abimelech. Only one problem. Issac (if he existed) predated the arrival of the Phillistine people's migration from Crete to Canaan.