Maaaan ......Once i was on a crowded 6 train and then some crazy guy who was sitting between 2 other guys in a crowded row yelled out.....

.......SUCK YOUR OWN D!CK!!!!
** he yelled it like twice**

I turned around to see whats going on (i thought some one was begging for a blow job).... But it turns out the guy is just crazy

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