The Diva's Prayer

Armani
Which art in Bloomingdales
Hallowed be thy Gucci Bags.
Thy Prada come
Thy shopping done
on Rodeo
As it is in Tiffany's.
Give us this day, our Visa Gold,
and forgive those who charge interest,
against us. Lead us not
into Penney's
And deliver us from Sears.
For thine is the Chanel,
the Fendi and the
Versace for Dolce and Gabbana
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