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Old 11-07-2005, 11:01 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Why We West Indians Can't Be Terrorists.....

1. We are always late... we would have missed all 4 flights.

2. Pretty girls/guys on the plane would distract us.

3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

4. With food and drinks on the plane... we would forget why
we're there. We might think we on vacation.

5. We talk with our hands... therefore we
would have to put our weapons down.

6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.

7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane over any
petty issue.

8. We can't keep a secret... we would have told everyone a
week or two before doing it

9. We would want to fly over sight-seeing before the crash.

10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the
photograph being taken by one of the hostages.
AND

11. We would have put our country's flag on the winshield...
just to represent.
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